A sweet, silly Christmas movie.
A sweet adaptation of a classic story.
The movie for people who love movies.
Of all the Dracula adaptations I’ve seen, this is by far the most faithful.
Solid and stylish if slightly silly fun.
By portraying characters who are joyful and empowered without sex, the film validates celibacy as a lifestyle and shows that you don’t need sex to be happy.
A modern fairy story, in which the mad scientist’s creation becomes the ingénue and middle-class suburbia becomes monstrous.
I guess I can see how its unapologetic goofiness might appeal to some people, but I just found it annoying.
A dumb, silly homage to a dumb, silly show.
A dark, but not entirely hopeless, lamentation of the commodification of human relationships.